OMG, y’all! We’ve made it to the end of season 2 of this crapfest. I feel like we should hang on each other’s shoulders singing “Friends are Friends Forever” with tears streaming down our dewy cheeks.
Previously: Sex and consequences. Don’t have sex, kids. Wait, DO have sex, kids! What? No? Okay! Don’t have sex, kids! There will be consequences! Like babies and jobs in church daycares that have full benefits, so keep it in your pants, kids! Unless you want to kill John Schneider.
Adrian is genuinely thrilled to have a house. She has a kitchen! And a dining room! And stairs! Ricky suggests they go upstairs and have sex in her room! Adrian, however, is holding firm. No sex until she gets some sort of commitment about their future. Adrian, he already gave you one. I believe it was something along the lines of “I just want to have sex with you without having any responsibility otherwise.” Adrian is still forcing the issue and says that even though he’s not going into therapy with her, she’s taken the initiative and called his therapist and set up an appointment for herself to work through her own issues. I’m not current on my “in therapy” etiquette, but I think using your boyfriend’s therapist as your therapist is a party foul. Especially if said boyfriend has expressly expressed his wishes against said actions. Ricky’s not thrilled with this development. He begs her not to ruin the two things he loves most in the world (sex and therapy. You guys! I’m totally using that as my band name!), she ignores him and then starts sending him mixed signals by pressing her body to his and engaging in some glossy-lipped making out. Fortunately for us Ashley was upstairs and chooses this moment to interrupt. She reminds them that the kitchen window is not a one-way mirror. There’s a clear shot from Amy’s living room into Adrian’s kitchen. She leaves. Ricky suggests getting some shades for the kitchen, Adrian says no way. It’s like she wants Amy to be jealous or something.
Meanwhile, Amy is holding John and enjoying it. We’ve got actual Amy smiles, people. It’s almost tender as John points to Ricky when she asks him where his daddy is. John doesn’t look like Tom in this scene either. Then Amy asks John where his momma is. Supposedly John points to Adrian, but I’m not buying it. Amy’s bitchface returns.
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